It’s been an enormous week for testicle associated mishaps. You’ve acquired no matter STD Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s buddy acquired and blamed his swollen testicles on the Covid vaccine, and now you’ve acquired Aaron Rodgers throwing an INT and blaming it on his nuts too.
Rodgers, who has been criticized extraordinarily closely following the Packers blowout loss to the Saints on Sunday, went on the Pat McAfee present and defined what occurred on the play. “There’s some interceptions you need again,” Rodgers stated. “Some that aren’t your fault, however the first one on Sunday was completely as a result of double nut shot I took.”
Video of the alleged double nut shot is inconclusive. The NFL’s woeful lack of excellent nut-based digital camera work actually allow us to down on this one. We are able to see that Rodgers will get hit, the ball is type of a duck and he falls on the bottom in ache and doesn’t get again up.
In case you’re like me and overanalyze all the things, you’re in all probability additionally curious as to what a double nut shot really is. Are we speaking about two totally different nut photographs on the identical play? It’s one hit by the identical participant that triggered testicular trauma twice? As Rodgers defined, it was two swinging arms that struck each testicles in the identical play.
“Proper earlier than I’m throwing it, I took a left kinda clothesline, and any individual on the precise with a proper kinda cross, double nut shot.”
What we have now here’s a scissor impact. Two swinging objects, like obstacles on an American Gladiators course, besides as a substitute of making an attempt to knock opponents off a platform, they’re each simply colliding with Aaron Rodgers nuts. We are able to name this one a “Double Jeopardy,” imo.
In any occasion, I hope Aaron Rodgers and his testicles are doing properly.