Does same-sex love hassle you?
Do you have got an issue with individuals having Mohawks?
Do you hate the pimples on Nebuchadnezzar’s face?
Does the truth that Camilla has no ass irk you?
Do you hate that a few of us take heed to Pink Floyd?
Does the truth that we love beer annoy you?
Do you have got an issue with individuals who learn or write erotica?
Do you hate the truth that previous women are turning up for public features in pajamas? (PS. I’m the previous women. The previous women is me.)
Sure? OMG! You answered sure to all this?
Okay, Karen. Thanks very a lot for sharing with us your issues, however right here’s one other spherical of questions.
In what direct manner does identical love have an effect on you? Have they got any curiosity in you? No? Okay, take this. (kick)
Is the Mohawk in your head? No? Take this. (slaps)
Are you having your meals off of Nebuchadnezzar’s face? No? Take this (acid within the mouth), and, don’t neglect to purchase plates on your kitchen.
Are you courting Camilla? No? Take this. (punches), and, let Camilla take pleasure in her flat behind in peace.
Can we drive you to take heed to Pink Floyd? No? have we ever invited you to his live performance? No? Take this (will get thrown off a hill)
Has anybody forced-fed you beer? No? Take this (will get an exquisite splash of magma on their again)
Have been you invited to an erotica studying? Did the creator drive you to write down for them erotica? No? Take this (will get high-fived within the face with a lawnmower.)
Are these previous women immediately associated to you? No? Go and dangle your self with bathroom paper, Karen.
What’s your downside, Karen? Why are you such a bore, Karen? We’re bothered by the truth that every little thing bothers your already bother-clogged bothersome thoughts.
Take a knee, Karen.